sliderbill
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Getting told a joke.............
Lady takes her slightly limp looking pet duck? to the vet 'cos it's not been itself of late.
Vet takes a look and says weeeellllll........bad knews i'm afraid.........your duck is dead Ma'am.......lady says - No No! Don't say that.... it can't be - we've got to do something! Is there no way I can have a second opinion?
So... the vet says certainly - no problem, and shouts Rover!! .......C'mere boy - and points at the duck on the operating table - Rover the labrador comes in stretches his front paws up onto the table and has a sniff about the lifeless body of the duck before giving it a bit of a poke with his paw - he then looks up with big watery eyes before turning and pads forlonly away.
Lady says well, well? Vet says.....but Ma'am, I thought that was quite obvious!?
Lady says.. Oh no! - We can't just give up........ is there nothing else you can do ?
The vet has a think for a bit and then shouts - here Kitty Kitty! ............Kitty (the) cat walks in and jumps up on the table - she also has a bit of a sniff about the - by now quite stiff body of the duck - gently pushes the duck with a paw, lets out a quiet meow and she to looks up forlonly before hopping down off the table and going out the same door as Rover.
The vet says - well Ma'am - it's absolutely conclusive now.......... I'm sorry but your duck is definitely dead.
The lady by now seems to have accepted the fact, and reluctantly asks the vet how much she owes him for his diagnosis and consultation.
The vet tots things up in his head and says - that'll be £150.00 please Maam.
Lady lets out an exclamation and syas £150.00!! - But, but....thats ridiculous - how can you possibly justify that price for what you've just done?
Vet says - come come madam......... it's not only what I've done - you did have the Lab report and the Cat-scan as well! 8) ;D
(Sorry............i'll leave now!)
Cheers..........BB
Lady takes her slightly limp looking pet duck? to the vet 'cos it's not been itself of late.
Vet takes a look and says weeeellllll........bad knews i'm afraid.........your duck is dead Ma'am.......lady says - No No! Don't say that.... it can't be - we've got to do something! Is there no way I can have a second opinion?
So... the vet says certainly - no problem, and shouts Rover!! .......C'mere boy - and points at the duck on the operating table - Rover the labrador comes in stretches his front paws up onto the table and has a sniff about the lifeless body of the duck before giving it a bit of a poke with his paw - he then looks up with big watery eyes before turning and pads forlonly away.
Lady says well, well? Vet says.....but Ma'am, I thought that was quite obvious!?
Lady says.. Oh no! - We can't just give up........ is there nothing else you can do ?
The vet has a think for a bit and then shouts - here Kitty Kitty! ............Kitty (the) cat walks in and jumps up on the table - she also has a bit of a sniff about the - by now quite stiff body of the duck - gently pushes the duck with a paw, lets out a quiet meow and she to looks up forlonly before hopping down off the table and going out the same door as Rover.
The vet says - well Ma'am - it's absolutely conclusive now.......... I'm sorry but your duck is definitely dead.
The lady by now seems to have accepted the fact, and reluctantly asks the vet how much she owes him for his diagnosis and consultation.
The vet tots things up in his head and says - that'll be £150.00 please Maam.
Lady lets out an exclamation and syas £150.00!! - But, but....thats ridiculous - how can you possibly justify that price for what you've just done?
Vet says - come come madam......... it's not only what I've done - you did have the Lab report and the Cat-scan as well! 8) ;D
(Sorry............i'll leave now!)
Cheers..........BB
