Joke?

[Parley Waller]

I bumped into a Dutchman today and I noticed that his shoes had built-in Sat Nav. I thought to myself 'fecking clever clogs'



Just been stopped in the street by a Lady conducting a survey...She asked me what i knew about dwarfs... I said 'Very Little!'

 

[fatbob]

with the question mark , I was just wondering if you were asking if they were

 

[phil]

Just been stopped in the street by a Lady conducting a survey...She asked me what i knew about dwarfs... I said 'Very Little!'

;D ;D ;D

I just found out my Brother has got Alzheimers, I hope it dont run in the Family cos my Brother has got it as well.

 

[fkkr1s]

;D ;D ;D as always had a good joke in my head , read these then promptly forget mine!!

 

[Parley Waller]

Went to an Italian Restaurant for a meal and there was a large Fat Lady standing in the doorway . I coudn't get pasta! ;D :-\