Whilst waiting...for 35 mins+ on the BMW flex CAR insurance chat, i decided to see what BMW Motorrad Insurance could do for my bikes. I therefore went here:
https://www.bmw-motorrad.co.uk/en/finance/insurance/multi-bike-insurance.html
It tells you that BMW do multi-bike insurance (I knew that, had it before) and it gives you a phone number. If you call it you get to speak to a f***wit at Devitts. Highlights of the conversation include
1. Have I called the wrong number or have you answered the wrong phone?
Me: I'd like to get a multi-bike quote
Dev: We don't do multi-bike...
Me: err... I called the BMW Mottorad Multi Bike insurance phone number, which I got from the BMW UK website...
Dev: well, information on the web isn't always accurate
Me: The official BMW website??
Dev: Oh hang on we do, I'll just put you on the standard policy then
Me: the what?
Dev: (huffy) well isn't that what you wanted??
Me: no idea, if the 'standard policy' is BMW Multi-bike policy that is what I called to discuss...
2. When did you get your licence?
Dev: When did you get your licence?
Me: (told her).
..after a few questions..
Dev: When did you get your bike licence
Me: you already asked that?
Dev: No, that was your car licence
Me: you didn't ask me for my car licence
Dev: I asked at the start of the call
Me: For a bike policy?? you should have made that clear - I gave you my bike licence date
Dev: (huffed retyping of details)
3. Bike Details
Dev: How much did you pay for that bike
Me: in 2012 it was about 14 thousand
Dev: one thousand four hundred?
Me: Nope...
Me: ...actually do you know what... I can't be bothered with this. bye....
Now, I'll give her that last one, as I have a ...regional... accent, but i just couldn't trust her to punch in the information, and whose fault is it if that info is later found to be inaccurate.
F*** this