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    Mujibar....


    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

    The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
    You have passed all the tests, except one.
    It is a simple test of your English language skills.
    Unless you pass it ,you cannot qualify for this job.'

    Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

    The manager said,
    'You must make a sentence using the words
    Yellow,
    Pink,and Green.'

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
    'Mister manager, I am ready.'

    The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

    Mujibar said,
    'The telephone goes
    green, green,
    And I
    pinkit up, and say,
    Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

    Mujibar now works at a call center.

    No doubt you have spoken to him.

    I know I have.
    Last edited by bananaman; 24th June 2017 at 07:07 PM.
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    Re: Mujibar....

    Lol! I had the misfortune to have one of those phone calls with HSBC last week, very, very frustrating...

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    Re: Mujibar....

    My bank's call centre is in Glasgow...... haven't got a scooby do wtf is going on lol.

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    Re: Mujibar....

    Quote Originally Posted by soofsayer View Post
    My bank's call centre is in Glasgow...... haven't got a scooby do wtf is going on lol.
    Scotland? Now that's a very different story/accent lol !!
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    Re: Mujibar....

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