JimmyMac
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My BT internet went belly up at the beginning of the week and due to this I had to spend 3 hours of my Monday evening speaking to my new friend Amar in Delhi about my lack of broadband or indeed my home phone.
Amar decided in his wisdom to send a engineer to my gaff the next day to work out what had happened to my line and stop me moaning about the lack of porn I would have available to me after I had finish watching Mondays Corrie double bill.
Who appears up my drive the next day but Malic, Davy from here promising to make my life complete again........
Needless to say he had me up and running in no time, but not before him and his big neebor had ate their bodyweight in Oreo biscuits and coffee.
Apparantly my line had been cut inside the road cabinet 400 metres from my house............ accessible only to a BT engineer.............Malic seen hovering about my village?????????
Looks like this is Davys way of feeding himself and his pal.
If suddenly a HP4 starts skulking about you house, your phone line might just develop a "fault" beware. lol
Cheers Davy :applouse:
JimmyMac "Kettles alway at the ready"
Amar decided in his wisdom to send a engineer to my gaff the next day to work out what had happened to my line and stop me moaning about the lack of porn I would have available to me after I had finish watching Mondays Corrie double bill.
Who appears up my drive the next day but Malic, Davy from here promising to make my life complete again........
Needless to say he had me up and running in no time, but not before him and his big neebor had ate their bodyweight in Oreo biscuits and coffee.
Apparantly my line had been cut inside the road cabinet 400 metres from my house............ accessible only to a BT engineer.............Malic seen hovering about my village?????????
Looks like this is Davys way of feeding himself and his pal.
If suddenly a HP4 starts skulking about you house, your phone line might just develop a "fault" beware. lol
Cheers Davy :applouse:
JimmyMac "Kettles alway at the ready"