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JimmyMac

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My BT internet went belly up at the beginning of the week and due to this I had to spend 3 hours of my Monday evening speaking to my new friend Amar in Delhi about my lack of broadband or indeed my home phone.
Amar decided in his wisdom to send a engineer to my gaff the next day to work out what had happened to my line and stop me moaning about the lack of porn I would have available to me after I had finish watching Mondays Corrie double bill.

Who appears up my drive the next day but Malic, Davy from here promising to make my life complete again........



Needless to say he had me up and running in no time, but not before him and his big neebor had ate their bodyweight in Oreo biscuits and coffee.

Apparantly my line had been cut inside the road cabinet 400 metres from my house............ accessible only to a BT engineer.............Malic seen hovering about my village?????????

Looks like this is Davys way of feeding himself and his pal.

If suddenly a HP4 starts skulking about you house, your phone line might just develop a "fault" beware. lol

Cheers Davy :applouse:

JimmyMac "Kettles alway at the ready"
 
Good to see Malic looking well and about his business.

Small world eh?

As for BT, dont get me started. We've been trying to get a fibre line provisioned for a client in Cardiff since June, it might just happen in November, now thats a lot of biscuits getting munched lol!
 
Good to see Malic looking well and about his business.

Small world eh?

As for BT, dont get me started. We've been trying to get a fibre line provisioned for a client in Cardiff since June, it might just happen in November, now thats a lot of biscuits getting munched lol!

Get a direct line to Amar in Delhi Andy, Davy will be at your door quicker than you can say Jaffa Cakes and Garibaldis. lol

JimmyMac
 
Well ive been in my bed ill for three days . Jimmy Mac called me on Tuesday as I was pulling into my drive... buttocks clenched and breathing thru my teeth..the conversation never lasted ! ...anyhow Ive just managed to set up my BT BB. Pretty slick Im sitting at 53meg dl.. the box that comes with it is pretty pants. So far so good. No need to call Malic..yet !

Sent from Galaxy S7
 
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shitting through the eye of a needle big chap? that's going aboot by the way a few folk a no have had it recently , hope your feeling better now
 
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