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A female biker (Lets call her Joyce) found out that her dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Joyce that, if she wanted to...

3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?" The Schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the...

Got sent this the other day from a non biking friend, just thought I would share. May be old news but better to be safe and all that. JimmyMac

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Anybody else felt this? Got mine today, now qualify for the Sunlife insurance and Saga holidays.......... I'll never catch up to Stuart though. JimmyMac

Those of you who were on the NC500 run last year will no doubt remember my good pal Kev, Command Eject on here, as he drove the English support bus around the loop for us all. Was speaking to him today about doing Stihlsaws and cement mixers servicing and he sent me a piccy of himself from July...

Twice when I was a Policeman I got commendations for bravery where fire was involved. Once a woman with mental health issues attacked me with a knife and poured petrol over me and her and set it alight, luckily it was over my legs and my stunning good looks were left intact. The second...

Dean Harrison signs for BMW Spoke to Dean earlier this year and convinced him that the Beemer was the way to go. Unfortunately he learned just how fast the GSA was on the NC500 run and he thought it might be better for the roads, lol. What a really nice Fella. JimmyMac

As a music fan I have over 1000 CD Albums which I have put onto my computer. Scrolling through them tonight I realised that I hadn't listened to Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez Fersini, or just plain Cheryl for ages. Having just listened to the '3 Words' album in its entirety, it took me back to...

A friend of mine went into B&Q last week. Someone in an orange overall came up to him and asked if he wanted decking. Luckily, my mate got the first puch in and left then left the shop. Others may not be so lucky! JimmyMac

Hugh, this is how to hold onto your bike after taking a hit, the kid didn't even get phased and did what all youngsters do when the parents leave them alone and dived into the nearest hairy bush. Absolutely insane riding over there...

Two British bikes impounded in France for being a bit naughty............. https://www.20minutes.fr/faits_divers/2305763-20180711-calais-deux-motards-anglais-rentres-chez-pieds?xtor=RSS-176 Google translation here: HOMEMISCELLANEOUS Pas-de-Calais: The two English bikers went home on foot...

Just as I had a wee road trip story on here for last years Moto GP at Valencia, I am going to have one for this years TT, will be leaving in 20 minutes. Hopefully it won't be as eventful in the tumbling dept. as crossing the Alps at -12degrees but just wanted to keep a wee record of the trip...

My Daughter was due to go to Paris on Saturday morning (today) for a week with her boyfriend who is a soldier to celebrate both his and her Birthday. About 9 AM Friday she texted me in bits to tell me that the Air France pilots had gone on strike and her flight out had been cancelled. According...

Having just been reading about my insurance given by my bank for foreign trips with others on here, just got sent this. https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/chrispeckourgentlegiant Please donate if you can, it could be any of us. Worryingly he took out 3 separate insurances and got...

Don't know if anyone has seen this but Holy **** this guy is lucky. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5796162/video-motorcyclist-brazil-calls-ambulance-own-road-accident/ JimmyMac

This signifies the real start of the golfing season to me. Loved last years emotional victory by Sergio Garcia on Seves' birthday, looking forward to yet another historical battle on the back 9 on Sunday. Whose your money on guys, got an urge to stick a tenner on Tiger, what a comeback. Don't...

CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE? THERE?S A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY BLOKE. WHO?S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR...

To help with everybodys cabin fever. JimmyMac

For those of you who know who David Byrne is. My favourite group of all time, brilliant editing and not so deep message in lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk JimmyMac