FreudianSlip
Well-known member
Went out yesterday to visit the sportsbikeshop.co.uk location (btw, dont follow their postcode on the website - its wrong - its actually PE20 1QJ - it'll save you ages of f*kin about down country lanes (which was fun but fruitless) getting frustrated). I found the staff a bit snotty, and its just like a big Argos - a few rails of clothes and helmets but you order your stuff on their big tablets (posh argos catalogue) and wait for the goods to be sent from their warehouse behind to the front desk. A bit disappointing for me anyway - i like to shuffle about and browse and they have about 12 things for the S1kRR.
On the way back, I got caught up in a bit of traffic following a tractor with solid white lines on our side of the road, so bided my time and when the lines turned into dashed ones, did the usual checks indicated and shot off like a scalded cat to overtake the cars. Now I know I should have anticipated this next event, and I was ready for such, but that doesn't excuse the rectum from doing it anyway.
Mr 57'reg Audi decided to indicate and pull out almost side swiping me into the hedges - my helmet cam (on the wrong side of the helmet to catch the details) doesnt show just how close this guy came from exchanging Audi paint for leather and BMW parts. I hit the horn to warn the guy (would have been pointless anyway, but wanted to at least let him know he almost killed me) but was met with such a feeble 'meeeep' that even I had to smile .. Hardly a warning - more like lamenting lamb.
Any ideas on how to beef this up so it sounds like Mr Audi is about to be hit by a juggernaut and not a fluffier version of Larry.
On the way back, I got caught up in a bit of traffic following a tractor with solid white lines on our side of the road, so bided my time and when the lines turned into dashed ones, did the usual checks indicated and shot off like a scalded cat to overtake the cars. Now I know I should have anticipated this next event, and I was ready for such, but that doesn't excuse the rectum from doing it anyway.
Mr 57'reg Audi decided to indicate and pull out almost side swiping me into the hedges - my helmet cam (on the wrong side of the helmet to catch the details) doesnt show just how close this guy came from exchanging Audi paint for leather and BMW parts. I hit the horn to warn the guy (would have been pointless anyway, but wanted to at least let him know he almost killed me) but was met with such a feeble 'meeeep' that even I had to smile .. Hardly a warning - more like lamenting lamb.
Any ideas on how to beef this up so it sounds like Mr Audi is about to be hit by a juggernaut and not a fluffier version of Larry.