A man desperate at Aberdeen's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself.
At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Aberdeen kit as his last statement.
A neighbour, catching sight of impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Aberdeen kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders.
The neighbour, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies,
'It's to avoid embarrassing his family.'
