Joyce her Dog and an HP4

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JimmyMac

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A female biker (Lets call her Joyce) found out that her dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Joyce that, if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the pharmacy
and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Joyce went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Joyce said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Joyce replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well in that case, stay off Stuarts HP4 for at least a week."

JimmyMac

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent)


 
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