Got sent this the other day:
Man walks into a cafe and looks at the menu, it reads:
Cheese roll 50p
Ham roll 75p
A wank ?10
He then sees a beautiful young woman working behind the counter with a stunning body and huge breasts. He says "Do you give the wanks?", "Yes I do" she replies. "Well wash your hands, I want 2 cheese rolls please".
Man walks into a cafe and looks at the menu, it reads:
Cheese roll 50p
Ham roll 75p
A wank ?10
He then sees a beautiful young woman working behind the counter with a stunning body and huge breasts. He says "Do you give the wanks?", "Yes I do" she replies. "Well wash your hands, I want 2 cheese rolls please".