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soofsayer

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Got sent this the other day:

Man walks into a cafe and looks at the menu, it reads:

Cheese roll 50p
Ham roll 75p
A wank ?10

He then sees a beautiful young woman working behind the counter with a stunning body and huge breasts. He says "Do you give the wanks?", "Yes I do" she replies. "Well wash your hands, I want 2 cheese rolls please".
 
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.

Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"

Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"


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Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.

Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"

Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"


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Haha... eewwwwww

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