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    Cool Cafe Girl

    Got sent this the other day:

    Man walks into a cafe and looks at the menu, it reads:

    Cheese roll 50p
    Ham roll 75p
    A wank 10

    He then sees a beautiful young woman working behind the counter with a stunning body and huge breasts. He says "Do you give the wanks?", "Yes I do" she replies. "Well wash your hands, I want 2 cheese rolls please".

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    Re: Cafe Girl

    Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.

    Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"

    Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"


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    Re: Cafe Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by ACSFX View Post
    Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.

    Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"

    Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"


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