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    New shops

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in London where a woman may go to choose a husband.
    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please and you are all total ***** that want, want and f13king want.
    Like the rest, you are also nothing but a greedy good for nothing cnuts.
    No wonder you are on you own. you are a horrible shit, that should be left on the shelf.
    Just what you fuckingdeserve.
    Now f13k off!
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor had wives who just liked sex.

    The second floor had wives that liked sex, have money, looked fantastic, liked beer and fucked you whenever you wanted.

    The third , fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

    JimmyMac


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    Last edited by JimmyMac; 28th October 2017 at 12:13 PM.

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