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    Priceless !!!


    Absolutely Priceless!!





    EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING!



    A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.



    A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said,“Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a shag before you go?"



    She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bastard!”



    He shrugged and turned away saying,“Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then."



    She didn't jump.........
    Last edited by bananaman; 13th July 2017 at 05:31 AM.
    Speed doesnt kill, its how fast you stop.......

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    Re: Priceless !!!

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