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anyone who has got "iffy " switchgear or failed switches get on to your dealer as they are doing a replacement drive if you've got problems. They just replaced both sets on my bike free of charge even though I'm 3 yrs out of warranty. This is now my 3rd set.

Took the bike in for 25k service, i knew the wheel bearings in the rear were on their way out ( it felt a little loose/ wobbly tipping in /out of corners), but it turns out that the spacers were Fooked too & then i got "the technician would like to speak to you". the sump needed replacing due to...

As per title. Ive just bought a zumo 660 & it comes with an active charging mount, i really wanted to know if this is best directly wired to the battery or from an ignition side power source ie: so the power is off when the ignition is. The instructions are extremely helpful as they say use a...

Ive looked through the manual and i can't find anything? Anyone have a scooby? :) Should have maybe done this before the euro tour but have got a weekend in normandy next month :) :)

Well i managed to stuff enough gear into 3 bags, bike prepped & ready for the off, 10 day tour of europe. The destination is Austria. The roads in Germany were an amazing highlight especially the B500 near Baden-Baden like a race track stretched out over a mountain in the black forest :) Then...

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too f**king late pal, I've already done the paperwork"

Did a 280 mile round trip to bristol yesterday ;D No worries other than freezing my bollocks of in the rain on the way back :'( Didn't bother with rain mode, race sorts out most of the slides & spins, made it much more exciting and the adrenaline boost warmed me up a bit ;) ;) Clocked up 15k on...

i found these if they can help anyone http://bmwsuperbikes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=12882

Electric Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up...

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married...

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,"...

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike...

Halfway through my shift at Jessops, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them over. "Would you like the negatives?" I asked. "Yes please," he said sheepishly. I said, "Your wife's got saggy tits and a fat arse."

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue...

hello, I've had my beloved rr for about 15 months & covered nearly 12k miles ;D only just found this forum though, I'm on a few other non specific ones. bought it before i could even walk properly after i got knocked off my r1. :'( don't know if any of you are in my neck of the woods, I've seen...