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love the bike DESPISE the badge Just looking back over the last yr and having owned several 1 ltr s/bikes and being out there riding them for over 8 yrs last yr was a very different experience something i never contemplated when going from gsxr to s1rr.When i bought my last gixxer 1st new bike i...

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come...

finally my son went with me to bmw open day at knockhill in fife scotland uk this was his 1st time and he loved it

a kno its a vauxhall but i thought i would show of my new wheels

Bagpiper at a Funeral As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a Funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless Man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a Pauper's' cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar...

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Social Security Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by David Cameron to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven children – all costs to be borne by...

.Mathematics: This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%...

How is this for a response to the riots? A Glasgow policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford Sierra car. ...He radios for backup. "What's the situation?" "A big fat darkie is dancing on a car roof." You can't say that over the radio" replies the operator,"You have to...

got myself a bmw s1000rr sweat shirt £79 of flea/bay ,the price you need to pay to be a rr rider

this is what i had before my beloved k8 gsxr and my honda fmx which broke my ankle and left hand on , the fmx was just a bike to play on when the gixer went of the rd for the winter but high sided of it only 3 days later/img]g][/img]

There's an afa rumour that copper wire was invented by two Aberdonians fighting over a penny!

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£142 for 1st service lmao after spending alot on a new bike this is the 1st time i've not had a 1st free service ;D :D :) :P