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Nick

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DOG FOR SALE

A man sees a sign outside a house - ‘Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS. "In no time at all, they had me jetting around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. No one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable assets for eight years.
As time went by all that travel really tired me out, and as I wasn't getting any younger I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work. I'd wander near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" 

"Because he's a lying bastard. He’s never been out of the garden."
 
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